The Colony of Kinya is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working population of 471 million Kinyans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libiyu. The average income tax rate is 38.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kinyan economy, worth 46.7 trillion Pins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 99,152 Pins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Replacement organs are grown in vats, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds. Crime is totally unknown. Kinya's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kinya is ranked 138,008^th in the world and 2,351^st in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 4.61 kickbacks per hour.