The Dominion of Kirguz is a massive, safe nation, ruled by John McArhur with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 1.096 billion Kirguzians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klsaburg. The average income tax rate is 23.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kirguzian economy, worth 72.6 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,230 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kirguz's national animal is the Lion.

Kirguz is ranked 139,048^th in the world and 1,029^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 521.77 pounds of wildlife per square mile.