The Kingdom of Kittsmoa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Federal Council of Kittsmoa with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.693 billion Kittsmoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kakun. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kittsmoan economy, worth 364 trillion Kittsmoan Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 98,823 Kittsmoan Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kittsmoa's national animal is the Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sillyism.

Kittsmoa is ranked 12,726^th in the world and 60^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Highest Food Quality, scoring 145.24 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.