The Commonwealth of Klijvinland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Edward McKinnon with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.49 billion Klijvinlanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Tuah. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Klijvinlandian economy, worth 134 trillion lire a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,189 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, and Sir Edward McKinnon steals from the rich and gives to the needy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klijvinland's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Klijvinland is ranked 22,974^th in the world and 88^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Highest Food Quality, scoring 107.56 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.