The Republic of Konservatiki is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 739 million Konservatikians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyrios-Ioannis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Konservatikian economy, worth 83.2 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 112,535 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 583,614 per year while the poor average 11,757, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and the Great Konservatikian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Konservatiki's national animal is the CEO, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Konservatiki is ranked 24,112^th in the world and 339^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 87.14 kickbacks per hour.