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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,307thMost Primitive: 3,118thMost Influential: 3,910th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
No Freedom is All the Freedom
God King Adolf Rizzler
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Kreiger

Population1.434 billion

CapitalNew Panthersville
LeaderGod King Adolf Rizzler
FaithGod King Adolf Rizzlerism

Currencydogeian
Animalpanther

The Empire of Kreiger is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by God King Adolf Rizzler with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.434 billion Kreigerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Panthersville. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kreigerian economy, worth 175 trillion dogeians a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,145 dogeians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many believe that God King Adolf Rizzler's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kreiger's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is God King Adolf Rizzlerism.

Kreiger is ranked 17,655th in the world and 341st in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,112.05 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,307thTop
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Most Primitive: 3,118thMost Influential: 3,910thMost Authoritarian: 6,390thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,216thMost Conservative: 7,734thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,941stMost Armed: 9,898thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,389thMost Patriotic: 14,329thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,313thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,161stBest Weather: 17,571stMost Beautiful Environments: 17,655thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,414thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,359thLargest Retail Industry: 19,414thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,644thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,122ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,557thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,617thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,189thMost Developed: 22,616thLowest Crime Rates: 22,790thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,234th
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Most Primitive: 21st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 23rd in the regionMost Extreme: 40th in the regionMost Conservative: 46th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48th in the regionMost Armed: 55th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 88th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 96th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 100th in the regionMost Patriotic: 112th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 127th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 144th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kreiger, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in Kreiger, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Kreiger was endorsed by The Naked Singularity of Basque Dominion.
  • : Kreiger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Kreiger, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
  • : Following new legislation in Kreiger, many believe that God King Adolf Rizzler's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it.
  • : Following new legislation in Kreiger, the nation is going green.
  • : Kreiger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Kreiger, children often kick panthers for amusement.
  • : Following new legislation in Kreiger, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.

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