The Are you Kyrusia of Kreushia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Siya Kreusch with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.575 billion Kreushians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Environment, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kresha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kreushian economy, worth 339 trillion Lots a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Trout Farming, Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,805 Lots, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 445,341 per year while the poor average 28,852, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

Pet owners exercise their Trout at a snail's pace or risk prosecution, atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power, large areas of Kreushia are not accessible by the public, and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime is a major problem. Kreushia's national animal is the Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Troutistism.

Kreushia is ranked 80,671^st in the world and 1,884^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,752.88 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.