The Kwasha of Kreushia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Siya Kreusch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.565 billion Kreushians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Environment, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kresha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kreushian economy, worth 337 trillion Lots a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Trout Farming, Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,726 Lots, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 437,705 per year while the poor average 29,563, a ratio of 14.8 to 1.

Everybody's got wood thanks to President Siya Kreusch, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, and pet owners exercise their Trout at a snail's pace or risk prosecution. Crime is a major problem. Kreushia's national animal is the Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Troutistism.

Kreushia is ranked 286,993^rd in the world and 7,016^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -11.29 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.