The Constitutional Businesses of Krullefor is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Viktor Cashovich with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.438 billion Krulleforiks are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Healthcare and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamblov. The average income tax rate is 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Krulleforian economy, worth 792 trillion Rayks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 178,529 Rayks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The sanitised and dull music festivals of Krullefor are famed for their reasonable volume levels, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Viktor Cashovich, apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats, and the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon". Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Krullefor's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Krullefor is ranked 16,941^st in the world and 26^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Corrupt Governments, with 112.7 kickbacks per hour.