Population | 32.633 billion |
Capital | Parrot Bay |
Leader | Kyp |
Faith | Piracy |
Currency | doubloon |
Animal | parrot |
The Fmr Grand Vizier of KypsCrew is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kyp with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 32.633 billion KypsCrewians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parrot Bay. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient KypsCrewian economy, worth a remarkable 4,174 trillion doubloons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 127,931 doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KypsCrew's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Piracy.
KypsCrew is ranked 290,177th in the world and 11,133rd in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 2,430.7 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : KypsCrew was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 5% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Highest Economic Output, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : KypsCrew was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Bananas are good ok.
- : KypsCrew was endorsed by The Technocratic Union of Azurius.
- : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
- : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
- : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging.
- : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
- : KypsCrew voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : KypsCrew voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Statelessness".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 11 » Dragonian Alliance, Tethys 13, Arkadia Universalis, Infinitedeathville, Elthalion, Federation of the Resentine Kingdom, Cretanja, Kharostia, Onberuwu, Holmica, and Bananas are good ok.