The Royal Crown of the Islands of Onberuwu is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Glasg with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.351 billion Onberus have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ombsk. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Onbeu economy, worth 722 trillion Obs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,987 Obs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ruff times are ahead for those who aren't keen on party costumes, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, Glasg's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, and the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onberuwu's national animal is the Rare Ober-Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Volga.

Onberuwu is ranked 152,307^th in the world and 6,100^th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,115.41 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.