The Community of Landxi is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mr Landxi with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, disturbing lack of elderly people, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed population of 1.791 billion Landxians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landxia. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Landxian economy, worth 199 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,537 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landxi's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Methodism.

Landxi is ranked 62,926^th in the world and 1,404^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 98.29 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.