The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.2 billion Pakotskì enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 4,009 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 282,327 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modern readers say a story is worthless without hyperlinked footnotes and editable wiki format, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Pakitsk after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 291,365^th in the world and 5,140^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -73.24 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.