Population | 7.783 billion |
Capital | Tranquility |
Leader | Lady Prosperity |
Faith | Humanity |
Currency | Sovereign Lasval |
Animal | Lasvalrean Dodo |
The United Federation of Lasvalre is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lady Prosperity with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.783 billion Lasvalreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tranquility. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Lasvalrean economy, worth a remarkable 1,034 trillion Sovereign Lasvals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,864 Sovereign Lasvals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks, news headlines suggest that Lady Prosperity has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lasvalre's national animal is the Lasvalrean Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Humanity.
Lasvalre is ranked 7,482nd in the world and 37th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Highest Food Quality, scoring 180.24 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lasvalre was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Inclusive.
- : Lasvalre was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Lasvalre, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
- : Lasvalre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Lasvalre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Lasvalre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Lasvalre was endorsed by The Socialist Republic of Sheepstate.
- : Lasvalre was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Isabella Saint-De La Rayne Horne.
- : Lasvalre was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Lasvalre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 14 » The Herrebrugh Islands, Veyoris, Kanoshu, Varavano, Basiliania, Taliand, Kixke, Venibarque, Student Loan Debt, Absovenya, Safiloa, Macadyake, Isabella Saint-De La Rayne Horne, and Sheepstate.