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Fattest Citizens: 10,221stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,992ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,263rd
The Armed Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Sic semper tyrannis
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Libertoni

Population84 million

Currencysucre
Animalcondor

The Armed Republic of Libertoni is a large, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 84 million Libertonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The very strong Libertonian economy, worth 5.17 trillion sucres a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 61,534 sucres, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

People say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, and diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat". Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Libertoni's national animal is the condor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Libertoni is ranked 75,072nd in the world and 171st in A Taco Paradise for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,235.69 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Fattest Citizens: 10,221stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,992ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,263rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,677thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,700thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,491st
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Fattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 26th in the regionMost Armed: 27th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 32nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37th in the regionMost Avoided: 53rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Libertoni was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Libertoni, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
  • : Following new legislation in Libertoni, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • : Following new legislation in Libertoni, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Libertoni, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.
  • : Following new legislation in Libertoni, the nation's healthcare system has taken a "survival of the fittest" approach in administering care.
  • : Following new legislation in Libertoni, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Libertoni, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls.
  • : Following new legislation in Libertoni, police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers.
  • : Following new legislation in Libertoni, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.

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