The Republic islands of Longus is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ronald Redargo with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.399 billion Longoon are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equziri. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Longusani economy, worth 359 trillion currencies of Vanuatu a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 150,046 currencies of Vanuatu, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Longus, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, and uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Longus's national animal is the Birmingham residents, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is TBA.

Longus is ranked 58,260^th in the world and 122^nd in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 532.45 on the Clooney Contribution Index.