The Constitutional Monarchy of Luchxernia is a very large, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working, devout population of 175 million Luchxernians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.8%.

The powerhouse Luchxernian economy, worth 14.1 trillion luchxernia golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 80,424 luchxernia golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 261,545 per year while the poor average 18,634, a ratio of 14.0 to 1.

People are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule, there's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe, parents are really careful to pick the right gun for their kids' birthdays, and government bureaucrats spend six hours per day justifying a six-hour workday. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Luchxernia's national animal is the Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Luchxernia is ranked 37,168^th in the world and 124^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,615.07 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.