The Republic of Lutiana is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.926 billion Lutianans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castlebow. The average income tax rate is 58.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lutianan economy, worth 457 trillion gps a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 156,305 gps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, builders across Lutiana are blocked up with orders for new public loos, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water. Crime is totally unknown. Lutiana's national animal is the Glacor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lutiana is ranked 275,099^th in the world and 4,756^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.69 kickbacks per hour.