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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,034thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,236thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,602nd
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Our Thunder, in the North
Speaker of the House Leo Bizhiw
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Macadyake

Population1.388 billion

CapitalWhitehorse
LeaderSpeaker of the House Leo Bizhiw
FaithPantheism

CurrencyMacadyakean Dollar
AnimalLynx

The Commonwealth of Macadyake is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Speaker of the House Leo Bizhiw with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.388 billion Macadyakeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whitehorse. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Macadyakean economy, worth 153 trillion Macadyakean Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 110,494 Macadyakean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, former televangelists are often seen begging skateboarders for donations, and judicial torture is outsourced overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Macadyake's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheism.

Macadyake is ranked 10,216th in the world and 45th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Highest Food Quality, scoring 159.57 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,034thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,236thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,602ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,665thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,390thMost Pacifist: 5,944thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,591stNicest Citizens: 7,129thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,885thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,205thBest Weather: 8,424thMost Inclusive: 9,191stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,773rdHighest Food Quality: 10,216thMost Influential: 10,838thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,838thMost Cultured: 11,924thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,514thMost Income Equality: 13,672ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,931stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,353rdTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 14,660thSafest: 14,894thMost Developed: 15,090thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,618thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,464thSmartest Citizens: 18,528thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,244thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,281stLargest Governments: 22,026thLowest Crime Rates: 22,956thHealthiest Citizens: 24,181stMost Politically Free: 25,100th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Macadyake, judicial torture is outsourced overseas.
  • : Macadyake voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
  • : Macadyake voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Macadyake, former televangelists are often seen begging skateboarders for donations.
  • : Following new legislation in Macadyake, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Macadyake, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry.
  • : Following new legislation in Macadyake, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
  • : Following new legislation in Macadyake, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Macadyake, even God cannot save you in Macadyake.
  • : Following new legislation in Macadyake, third world countries are rich in "I Love Whitehorse" t-shirts.

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