The United Wasteland of Mindhart is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Artist with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.417 billion Mindhartians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San'i. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mindhartian economy, worth 237 trillion scraps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,369 scraps, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 364,257 per year while the poor average 18,705, a ratio of 19.5 to 1.

To say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mindhart's national animal is the Common Left-footed Mouserabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mindhart is ranked 163,428^th in the world and 16,563^rd in Chicken overlords for Largest Populations, with 2.42 billion capita.