Population | 16.596 billion |
Capital | Jillopian City |
Leader | Ryan Lalonde |
Currency | Arie |
Animal | Zergling |
The Kingdom of Jillopian is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ryan Lalonde with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.596 billion Jillopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jillopian City. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.
The Jillopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,212 trillion Aries a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,042 Aries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Ryan Lalonde. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jillopian's national animal is the Zergling, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Jillopian is ranked 262,025th in the world and 17,408th in Chicken overlords for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.72 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jillopian was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Jillopian voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : Jillopian voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Following new legislation in Jillopian, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Ryan Lalonde.
- : Following new legislation in Jillopian, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
- : Jillopian voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Jillopian voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Jillopian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Jillopian, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
- : Following new legislation in Jillopian, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » Mindhart, Fersania, Vive Salem, Bladdens, Shandor, Klaus mons, and Puhai.