Population | 3.674 billion |
Capital | Atlanta |
Leader | Zaxxczy |
Faith | WARISM |
Currency | Aurumex |
Animal | crow |
The United States of Mitzerland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Zaxxczy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.674 billion Mitzerlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mitzerlandian economy, worth 799 trillion Aurumexes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,601 Aurumexes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mitzerland's national animal is the crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is WARISM.
Mitzerland is ranked 87,541st in the world and 321st in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,394.32 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mitzerland was endorsed by The Naked Singularity of Basque Dominion.
- : Following new legislation in Mitzerland, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
- : Following new legislation in Mitzerland, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
- : Following new legislation in Mitzerland, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike.
- : Following new legislation in Mitzerland, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
- : Following new legislation in Mitzerland, school uniforms are compulsory.
- : Mitzerland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, Most Influential, and Most Patriotic.
- : Mitzerland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Mitzerland was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
- : Following new legislation in Mitzerland, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 88 » Trixeland, UGBK, Meropis, Invernessia, Saarenmaa, Thracia Republic, Rary, Slavatania, Bastile, Ausvelt, Northern German Federation, Yahlia, Leistrona, Iceagea, Walfo, Gliesetonia, Great Clucky, Imperium Anglorum, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Raghallaigh, The Champions League, East Ase Palmars, Galychia, Irminsulia, Icoland, Pilipinas and Malaya, North of Americas, Nardin, Someseni, Dizgovzy, Alsted, Armbruster, Dark Matter, New Eestiball, Regnum Italiae, Liberepublia, Ottterland, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, St Scarlett, An Clar, Leszno, The Oriental Empire, Orsik, Psikuta, Nordivia, Calicov, Iquerian, Ortigia, Salwonia, Foudina, and 38 others.Makykay, Elestansa, Northern Socialist States, Leranditale, Empire of Draconia, Skalliad, Wombelland, Karnea, Robbonia, Istastioner, Mally Piznoopia, The AbelLandia, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, Zaznia, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, Reiserland, Balcem, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, DeNorSweLand, Thracia and Crimea, Narmocrana, Kkorea, Scytharum, Woodlands, Kronverg, Greater Bahland, Agausia, Cambany, Scutarie, Apocalypse Borg, Chronus, CSB SA Union, Kebabian States, Kalebo, Western Balkania, and Basque Dominion.