The Kingdom of MooMooTropolis is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its national health service, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 3.616 billion MooMooTropolisians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Law & Order, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 39.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The MooMooTropolisian economy, worth 187 trillion Moos a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,790 Moos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All footpaths have tollbooths, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, people talk about things being better when men were men, and stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MooMooTropolis's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

MooMooTropolis is ranked 115,893^rd in the world and 2,531^st in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 76.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.