The Federal Republic of Morgundy is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Henryk Malstein with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.41 billion Morgundians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hercegna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Morgundish economy, worth 499 trillion Kunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 146,468 Kunas, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Morgundy's national animal is the Borzoi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hustian Church.

Morgundy is ranked 31,805^th in the world and 120^th in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 108.53 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.