The Federal Republic of Mostania is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Monsran Otto Von Dompchan with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.242 billion Mostanianels have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mostown. The average income tax rate is 54.4%.

The all-consuming Mostanier economy, worth 95.8 trillion Moslandings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 77,104 Moslandings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, and the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mostania's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mostanic.

Mostania is ranked 11,399^th in the world and 8^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,007.16 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.