The Federal Republic of Mostania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Monsran Otto Von Dompchan with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.081 billion Mostanianels have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mostown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.4%.

The all-consuming Mostanier economy, worth 90.8 trillion Moslandings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 83,963 Moslandings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 297,728 per year while the poor average 17,080, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, and the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mostania's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mostanic.

Mostania is ranked 73,993^rd in the world and 89^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.59 law-abiding acts per hour.