The Grand Duchy of Mueslibar is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Duke of Nuttyngham with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 9.12 billion Mueslibarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Oats. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mueslibarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,204 trillion Raisins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 132,088 Raisins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare, and the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mueslibar's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Children of the Corn.

Mueslibar is ranked 9,879^th in the world and 563^rd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.33 law-abiding acts per hour.