The Grand Duchy of Mueslibar is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Duke of Nuttyngham with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 9.183 billion Mueslibarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Oats. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Mueslibarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,206 trillion Raisins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,356 Raisins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Mueslibarians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Mueslibar's radio stations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mueslibar's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Children of the Corn.

Mueslibar is ranked 8,153^rd in the world and 383^rd in Balder for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 14,526.76 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.