The Dictatorial Demoracy of Nagocia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kalreago Evaneir with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.445 billion Nagocians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacaraego. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nagocian economy, worth 390 trillion Nagocian Silges a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,740 Nagocian Silges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk, cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon, citizens queue to get the reinstated bank notes and coins, and businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nagocia's national animal is the Nago Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Irreligion.

Nagocia is ranked 118,724^th in the world and 521^st in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,149.93 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.