The Queendom of Nalbia is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its digital currency, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 764 million Nalbians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nalbiana. The average income tax rate is 48.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nalbian economy, worth 53.1 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,506 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Beggars lack pockets for spare change, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and one of the most popular models in Nalbia has a scarred face and one working eye. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nalbia's national animal is the butterfly, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Nalbia is ranked 201,142^nd in the world and 10,021^st in Lazarus for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.