The Most Serene Queendom of Nashezbaernon is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queen Veldrina I with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.344 billion Nashezbaernonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telegraph City. The average income tax rate is 38.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nashezbaernonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,926 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 262,290 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Nashezbaernonians any less frightened, and a flying elephant and Queen Veldrina I share the same nickname. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nashezbaernon's national animal is the Ursa oskius, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Nashezbaernon is ranked 35,197^th in the world and 2,274^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.89 law-abiding acts per hour.