The Most Serene Queendom of Nashezbaernon is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Veldrina I with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.396 billion Nashezbaernonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telegraph City. The average income tax rate is 38.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nashezbaernonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,939 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 262,194 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, visiting the best Nashezbaernonian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Nashezbaernon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nashezbaernon's national animal is the Ursa oskius, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Nashezbaernon is ranked 8,569^th in the world and 400^th in Balder for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,214.22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.