The Democratic People's Republic of Naskiyzstan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mark E Tarkaan the XVI with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 2.521 billion Naskiyzstanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malaya. The average income tax rate is 17.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Naskiyzstanian economy, worth 81.0 trillion Dinaroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,143 Dinaroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Stage mothers commonly give their children the nickname 'Cash', there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Naskiyzstan's national animal is the Naskiyzstani Dweller and its national religion is Protestantism.

Naskiyzstan is ranked 237,057^th in the world and 306^th in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.09 law-abiding acts per hour.