The Dominion of Neuark is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Highlord Zurkashk with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.652 billion Neuarkans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neuarkian economy, worth 723 trillion Trogs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,531 Trogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neuark's national animal is the cockroach, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Neuark is ranked 104,675^th in the world and 2,291^st in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 81.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.