The People's Republic of Nordgardia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ewiger Präsident Timsen with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.424 billion Nordgardics enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timville-Ruhrstadt. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Nordgardian economy, worth a remarkable 3,241 trillion Münzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,943 Münzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The atmosphere in Nordgardian boardrooms is turning more gay, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, and half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nordgardia's national animal is the Todeskralle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nordgardia is ranked 5,712^th in the world and 12^th in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,540.29 on the Clooney Contribution Index.