The Kingdom of Norfland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Ligeia XIII with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.026 billion Norfmen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Usher. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Norfish economy, worth 152 trillion Urodas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,807 Urodas, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Female restaurant chefs are not allowed to have male customers, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, there's no such thing as bad publicity, and Usher's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norfland's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of the Undying.

Norfland is ranked 18,575^th in the world and 355^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,075.47 pounds of wildlife per square mile.