Population | 7.492 billion |
Capital | Petroskoi |
Leader | Ivan Talvenpoigu |
Faith | Orthodox Christianity |
Currency | rubla |
Animal | eider |
The Republic of Noristoniaka is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ivan Talvenpoigu with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.492 billion Karjalans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petroskoi. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Karelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,594 trillion rublas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 212,862 rublas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before, and forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noristoniaka's national animal is the eider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.
Noristoniaka is ranked 4,800th in the world and 101st in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,397.98 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations.
- : Noristoniaka was endorsed by The Republic of Vurk.
- : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before.
- : Noristoniaka lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
- : Noristoniaka was endorsed by The Naked Singularity of Basque Dominion.
- : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
- : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit.
- : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, fat-shaming is now public policy.
- : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
- : Noristoniaka endorsed The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 113 » Meropis, Slavatania, Invernessia, An Clar, Yahlia, Thracia Republic, Elisabethshagen, Raghallaigh, Northern German Federation, UGBK, Trixeland, Imperium Anglorum, Greater Tiberia, The Champions League, Beriwen, Ausvelt, Walfo, Dark Matter, Entians, Sax, NPO2, Irminsulia, Gliesetonia, Nardin, Great Clucky, Ikarus, Rary, MagyaRomania, Stumphosse Res, Kkorea, Agausia, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Ottterland, Jim the Baptist, Pilipinas and Malaya, Regnum Italiae, North of Americas, St Scarlett, Leranditale, Leistrona, Armbruster, The Scandinavian Realm, Seristria, Yourope, East Ase Palmars, Iceagea, Lorissa, Scytharum, Castlenburg, Wyndland, and 63 others.Someseni, New Eestiball, Zaznia, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Agatep, Bastile, Mally Piznoopia, Saarenmaa, Dizgovzy, Alsted, Outer Sparta, Kanokla, Nordivia, Iquerian, Foudina, Calicov, Spruce, Orsik, Neurks Boodal, Ortigia, Elestansa, Salwonia, Artlantic Islands, Wombelland, Karnea, Makykay, Skalliad, Istastioner, Robbonia, The AbelLandia, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, DeNorSweLand, Reiserland, Narmocrana, Superior Saxonia, Rome Ruzalls, Balcem, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Myanerus, Thracia and Crimea, The New Palaces, Woodlands, Cambany, Kronverg, Smultronstalle, LeikANsTo, Parharia, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, Estellan, New Vardarland, Scutarie, Montecrux, Chronus, Faack, CSB SA Union, Kalebo, Western Balkania, Basque Dominion, and Vurk.