The United Kingdom of Norveeba is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ruddy Ndala with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 3.026 billion Norveebans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okeshuga. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norveeban economy, worth 345 trillion dosses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,116 dosses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Norveeban husbands are dead good at fathering kids, Ruddy Ndala panders to nontraditional families, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Norveebans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norveeba's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Norveeba is ranked 5,907^th in the world and 173^rd in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 128.65 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.