The Communist Kingdom of Ontarina is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Luz with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.68 billion Ontarinans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ka'ng'ai'rika. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ontarinan economy, worth 298 trillion jokongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 111,540 jokongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Supreme Leader Luz spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Supreme Leader Luz's portrait, and both criminals and civilians are DOA. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ontarina's national animal is the Fennec fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vitorionism.

Ontarina is ranked 21,322^nd in the world and 1,351^st in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,786.26 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.