The Communist Kingdom of Ontarina is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Luz with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.694 billion Ontarinans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ka'ng'ai'rika. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ontarinan economy, worth 302 trillion jokongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 112,158 jokongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, and war is made in the name of love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ontarina's national animal is the Fennec fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vitorionism.

Ontarina is ranked 127,740^th in the world and 4,791^st in Balder for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 888.08 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.