The United Socialist States of P0ptr0pica is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by MILF Supreme with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.563 billion bad bitches enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MILFville. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient P0ptr0pican economy, worth a remarkable 1,997 trillion gwallas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,741 gwallas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many aides in MILF Supreme's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, and sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P0ptr0pica's national animal is the sosa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

P0ptr0pica is ranked 3,427^th in the world and 37^th in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 64.05 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.