The Democratic Republic of Pandorivia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Xavier with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.029 billion Pandorivians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlantis. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Pandorivian economy, worth a remarkable 2,555 trillion thalers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 150,074 thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pandorivia's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pandorivia is ranked 287,731^st in the world and 320^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.46 kickbacks per hour.