Population | 1.592 billion |
Capital | Grand Pinguville |
Leader | The Supremely Snookered Sort of Chap |
Faith | Holy Shiitism |
Currency | Feather |
Animal | Penguin |
The Free Flowing Individuals of Pinguthazar is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Supremely Snookered Sort of Chap with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.592 billion Pinguinis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Pinguville. The average income tax rate is 61.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Pinguinist economy, worth 201 trillion Feathers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,641 Feathers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why The Supremely Snookered Sort of Chap is a silly poophead, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, and owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pinguthazar's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Holy Shiitism.
Pinguthazar is ranked 199,336th in the world and 9,962nd in Lazarus for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pinguthazar, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
- : Following new legislation in Pinguthazar, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
- : Following new legislation in Pinguthazar, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Following new legislation in Pinguthazar, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why The Supremely Snookered Sort of Chap is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in Pinguthazar, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
- : Pinguthazar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Pinguthazar, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly.
- : Following new legislation in Pinguthazar, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies.
- : Following new legislation in Pinguthazar, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Pinguthazar, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 10 » Treadwellia, The Emerald Union, Zapadni Srpski entitet, Wang Yao, The Sigometh Dynasty, Juba, Debussy, Caellip Major, Iron Alliance, and New Rogernomics.