Population | 2.252 billion |
Capital | Prisnia |
Currency | Primas |
Animal | Ferret |
The Kingdom of Prismarnia is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.252 billion Prismarnians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prisnia. The average income tax rate is 33.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Prismarnian economy, worth 87.7 trillion Primas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,922 Primas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Every week is blindness awareness week, builders across Prismarnia are blocked up with orders for new public loos, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, and masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prismarnia's national animal is the Ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Prismarnia is ranked 184,205th in the world and 65th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.47 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Prismarnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Influential, and Best Weather.
- : Prismarnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Prismarnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Prismarnia withdrew its endorsement from The Socialist Commonwealth of Kanoshu.
- : Following new legislation in Prismarnia, masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery.
- : Prismarnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Prismarnia was endorsed by The Holy Eco-Syndicalist Union of Safiloa.
- : Following new legislation in Prismarnia, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
- : Following new legislation in Prismarnia, builders across Prismarnia are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in Prismarnia, every week is blindness awareness week.