The Grand LGBTQIA Swiftie of Raustria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Meredith Grey with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.706 billion Raustrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesólia. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Raustrien economy, worth 460 trillion Cónstantions a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,349 Cónstantions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, economists speak of trusting in the Tao of Free Market Capitalism, and Meredith Grey's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Raustria's national animal is the Pollovian Devocola, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Raustria is ranked 8,979^th in the world and 83^rd in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 56.1 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.