Population | 1.056 billion |
Capital | Sowićska |
Currency | AA battery |
Animal | roomba |
The Democratic Republic of Salwonia is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.056 billion Salwonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sowićska. The average income tax rate is 57.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Salwonian economy, worth 80.6 trillion AA batteries a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 76,367 AA batteries, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Salwonia has designated Sowićska as its capital city, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Sowićska, smoking is banned in public areas, and the media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season. Crime is totally unknown. Salwonia's national animal is the roomba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Salwonia is ranked 280,308th in the world and 1,332nd in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -12.24 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Salwonia was endorsed by The Grand Commonwealth Duchy of Australian Luxembourg.
- : Salwonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Influential and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, and Best Weather.
- : Salwonia was endorsed by The Federal Commonwealth of Foredeland.
- : Salwonia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
- : Salwonia was endorsed by The Pink Holy of Kalebo.
- : Following new legislation in Salwonia, the media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in Salwonia, smoking is banned in public areas.
- : Following new legislation in Salwonia, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Sowićska.
- : Salwonia was endorsed by The Gardens of Eden-burgh of CSB SA Union.
- : Salwonia was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Faack.
World Assembly
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