The Republic of Sandzakia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 439 million Sandzakians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 39.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Sandzakian economy, worth 22.2 trillion Sandzakian Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,680 Sandzakian Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sandzakia's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sandzakia is ranked 17,773^rd in the world and 865^th in Lazarus for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.