The World of Sathan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Satan with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 32.499 billion Sathanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sathanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,484 trillion dracs a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 261,071 dracs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sathan's national animal is the werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Sathan is ranked 3,239^th in the world and 2^nd in Hell for Lowest Crime Rates, with 128.25 law-abiding acts per hour.