Population | 42.375 billion |
Capital | Scotchistan |
Leader | czar casm |
Faith | Alcoholism |
Currency | corpse |
Animal | pink elephant |
The Pub of Cynical Alcoholics is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by czar casm with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 42.375 billion Alcoholics enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scotchistan. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Cynically Alcoholic economy, worth an astonishing 14,032 trillion corpses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 331,146 corpses, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.
Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, visiting the best Cynically Alcoholic restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, Czar casm is quite hard to get a hold of, and mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cynical Alcoholics's national animal is the pink elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Alcoholism.
Cynical Alcoholics is ranked 553rd in the world and 3rd in Hell for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 25,330.69 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cynical Alcoholics was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Cynical Alcoholics, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
- : Following new legislation in Cynical Alcoholics, Czar casm is quite hard to get a hold of.
- : Following new legislation in Cynical Alcoholics, visiting the best Cynically Alcoholic restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
- : Following new legislation in Cynical Alcoholics, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
- : Cynical Alcoholics was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork, Largest Insurance Industry, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Poor Incomes, and Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Cynical Alcoholics, it's said that an Alcoholic always pays his debts with significant compounding.
- : Following new legislation in Cynical Alcoholics, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
- : Following new legislation in Cynical Alcoholics, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams.
- : Following new legislation in Cynical Alcoholics, the comic book series 'Czar casm and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Sathan, Kyraina, Trash Heap, and Margala.