Population | 32.686 billion |
Capital | Rockall |
Leader | Sedge |
Currency | pound |
Animal | greyhound |
The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sedge with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 32.686 billion Sedgistanis live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockall. Income tax is unheard of.
The large but stagnant Sedgistani economy, worth 865 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 26,492 pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 168,794 per year while the poor average 1,713, a ratio of 98.5 to 1.
It's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sedgistan's national animal is the greyhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Sedgistan is ranked 165,987th in the world and 13th in The Moon for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,123.84 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sedgistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Sedgistan approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Sensible Limits on Hunting"".
- : Following new legislation in Sedgistan, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Sedgistan, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
- : Sedgistan approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "International Transport Safety"".
- : Sedgistan approved the World Assembly proposal "Oil Spill Recovery".
- : Sedgistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
- : Sedgistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
- : Sedgistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
- : Following new legislation in Sedgistan, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Crazy girl.